What Each Cast Member of Jersey Shore Would Order At The Penn State Berkey Creamery

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An odd recurrence has been happening the past few weeks, regarding none other than MTV’s Jersey Shore. Old clips from the Season 6 phenomenon have been resurfacing on TikTok as of late. Quotes from the show are becoming top-trending TikTok sounds, whether it be audios of Ron and Sam’s fights or Jenni waking up Snooki on Labor Day weekend to scope out the “juice heads all over the boardwalk.” 

The Seaside Heights boardwalk might be quite a distance from State College, but some cast members have made their way to Happy Valley. DJ Pauly D has played multiple shows here in State College. Last year, he played at Toftrees Resort and Champs Downtown.

This month, DJ Pauly D will return to Champs Downtown on Oct. 20. Tickets are still available through LineLeap and are being sold in tiers. Tier 1 and 2 are sold out, but Tier 4 is open for $45 and Tier 5 for $50. To enter the establishment, you must be 21 and over. 

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Countless celebrities have made their way to Penn State. One tourist pit stop on their list: The Penn State Berkey Creamery. Naturally, what each of the Jersey Shore Cast would pick if they were to arrive at the creamery crossed VALLEY’s mind. This is VALLEY’s educated guesses on which flavor each cast member would pick at the creamery.

Deena Nicole Cortese: Birthday Bash
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Deena’s signature line on the show was always “I’m a blast in a glass,” which explains why she would choose Birthday Bash during her visit. She truly is always down for a good time and brings a bubbly persona to the show. The bright and bold flavors are never going to bore your tastebuds, as Deena never bored us on Jersey Shore.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi: Alumni Swirl
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Snooki — The true staple of Jersey Shore. The Alumni Swirl is a classic and unique Penn State flavor, just as she is one of a kind to Jersey Shore. Her entire personality on the show is incomparable to anyone else, which is why her quotes have constantly resurfaced over the years.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley: Cookies-N-Cream
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After chasing Snooki’s boyfriend all throughout Italy or punching a girl in the face for calling Snooki fat, the award for most loyal friend on the show goes to Jenni. With Cookies-n-Cream, just like Jenni, you always know what to expect. The flavor is authentic to itself and consistent no matter what.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino: Monkey Business
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No flavor would fit Mike better than Monkey Business. Throughout the course of the show, Mike has been known to be an instigator, starting fights between him and his cast mates. He would keep tabs of information on everyone in the house to use against them, which gives this ice cream choice every valid reason to be assigned to Mike The Situation.

Angelina Pivarnick: Death By Chocolate
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Oh, Angelina— where do we even begin. Angelina was definitely the most problematic cast member on Jersey Shore, which is why she would order Death by Chocolate. Angelina left the show early in Season 1 to come back for Season 2, and it’s fair to say she did not receive a warm welcome. She caused so many issues throughout the show, which alludes to the Italian saying “the kiss of death,” which is why Death by Chocolate is a perfect choice for her.

Sammi Giancola: Bittersweet Mint  
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Sammi’s opening line in the Jersey Shore introduction is “I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet,” and she was not joking. Sam definitely had her moments while fighting with Ronnie during their up and down relationship, where she proved to him that it wasn’t a good idea to get on her bad side. Bittersweet Mint for her only makes sense, since it alludes to her famous quote.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Peachy Paterno
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After the famous creation of Ron Ron Juice, Peachy Paterno is a perfect decision for Ronnie. The mixture of his signature drink consists of: cranberry juice, watermelon, maraschino cherries and ice. Peach might not be in the description, but it seems he has a thing for sugary fruit consistency. Also, when thinking of ice cream, Peachy Paterno comes across to be more of an unpredictable decision, which Ronnie had plenty of during his time on Jersey Shore.

Vinny Guadagnino: Scholars Chip
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Vinny is a standard, typical guy— plain and simple just like Scholars Chip. It is classic vanilla with chocolate chips which fits Vinny’s easy-going description. Before Jersey Shore, Vinny was planning on going to law school, though he ended up having a change of plans following the success of the show. The significance of this decision is validated more so due to the fact Vinny is a scholar himself.

DJ Pauly D: Happy Happy Joy Joy
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The one and only DJ Pauly D only makes sense to have a cheerfully titled ice cream to compare to him. Pauly always had a positive attitude on the show, cracking jokes and lightening the mood when situations got out of hand. He remains a cheerful, positive person. The real staple of the show, however, had to be his signature hairstyle.

Do you agree with VALLEY’s opinions on the cast’s orders at the Penn State Berkey Creamery? Let us know @VALLEYMag!

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