As any student past or present knows, it doesn’t take long to adapt to the Penn State way of life – and they know this way of life includes those characteristic embarrassing moments every Penn Stater is guaranteed to experience. Allow us to help you reminisce.
1. Caught running away from the Canyon Delivery driver
You’re walking with a group of friends and all of the sudden one of them yells, “Guys cops!” and ducks behind a bush. And then the Canyon Delivery car drives by… seriously. Most of us have been caught by this cruel joke and have been made fun of non-stop. Oh well, we should all get arrested for consuming that many calories that late at night anyway.
2. Sprinted after the white loop
So you’re strolling to the bus stop with no worries on your mind. Then literally out of nowhere and White Loop appears at the stop and your whole academic career flashes before your eyes. I can’t be late. When will the next bus be? Do I run? There is no way I’m running. Oh no. I’m running… And you take off like Usain Bolt flying towards that bus stop. Worst part is you know everyone on the bus is laughing at you right now. The bus driver waits till your five feet away then closes the doors and drives off. Then you just awkwardly stand there gasping for air.
3. Tripped on a squirrel
These squirrels around here think they own the place. They hop around and eat acorns like nobody’s business. You’re walking and all of a sudden a squirrel runs out of nowhere right into your path, and almost makes you fall on your face while you try to avoid crushing the thing. Everyone just has to laugh at you. I mean a squirrel did just trip you. Continue reading →
In college we are exposed to tests every week, some are academic, social, and one of the most popular tests we take every week is how much sleep we will get. However, there is one test that every student should consider getting, a sexually transmitted disease test.
