Surprise! A Rundown on Coachella’s Special Guests
Coachella Weekend One brought VALLEY too much FOMO that we had to log off of TikTok for the night. From the outfits to the performances,…
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Meet VALLEY’s Spring 2024 Campus Culture’s Section Opener: Matthew Cimafranca
As students come to Penn State with intended majors and aspirations for their future, they tend to take on the labels and stereotypes associated with…
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The Lost Art of Asking for a Favor
A simple favor is all VALLEY asks for. If we need a ride to the airport, food from the store or a chaser from Mclanahan’s,…
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Makeup Dysmorphia
It’s that time of the night to start getting ready for whatever is in store for us. As we lay out all of our holy…
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The Bridge Collapse in Baltimore: The Lasting Effects Upon Families and the City
As most news outlets have covered, shipping containment collided with Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge, causing it to collapse immediately in the water. It is…
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March Madness: Late Night Food at State College Edition
As the clock strikes midnight (or 2 a.m.) and our night starts to wind down, we feel ourselves craving a late night meal to sober…
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Hyper Fixation Poisons the Mind
We’ve all done it. On a random Wednesday night, one can become absorbed into a random TV show, leading us down the social media rabbit…
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The Halley and Sophia TikTok Drama: Everything You Need to Know
Here we go again. Another influencer and their significant other broke up, but ANOTHER influencer slid into the ex’s Instagram DMs not even a month…
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Can Our Dreams Really Come True?
As we rest our heads on our favorite pillow and finally doze off into a deep slumber, our brains create the wildest dreams that transport…
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Is It Self-Care to Post Your Break Up Everywhere?
We all enter our revenge era when a break up ends messy or we are disappointed one too many times by the same average guy. …
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SPF in the Winter? No Way! (Yes, You Need It)
Everyone’s parents lectured us about wearing sunscreen on hot summer days. We all share a universal experience of our moms rubbing in the white-tinted sunscreen…
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Mike Johnson Selected as New Speaker of the House
On October 25, Mike Johnson was elected as Speaker of the House, becoming the 56th speaker in the history of the United State’s government. As…
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Ruby Franke from ‘8 Passengers’ Faces Six Counts of Child Abuse
Controversy has always surrounded the famous YouTube family channel, “8 Passengers,” for their extreme parenting styles and values. Audiences consumed their content, but everyone’s worst…
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Finding Vintage Clothing Vendors in State College
Vintage clothing can elevate anyone’s closet as each item comes with a story. Shopping at thrift or second-hand stores gives an article of clothing another…
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You Were Awkward Once Too
We all have random flashbacks to a time in our lives that make us cringe with embarrassment and question, “Why was I like that?” At…
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We Are All Connected Through Our Invisible Strings
No one likes the waiting game, but one day that string that connects us and our perfect person will reveal itself at the right time. It…
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Margaritaville Won’t Feel the Same Without Jimmy Buffett
The singer-songwriter who wrote, “Margaritaville” and “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere,” passed away at the age of 76 earlier this week. Jimmy Buffett may have left…
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We are all #TeamToxic When it Comes to Love
A little toxicity adds spice and drama into our lives. The taste may be sour after, but we are all attracted to it one way…
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