The Single Girls of State: Revisiting The Celibate Slut
Oh, hey there. It’s March and the last time I was here, it was in November. I am dearly sorry. In my defense, I have…
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The Single Girls of State: New Beginnings & Not So Single
It’s been a while. And that is completely my fault. It has been a whirlwind of a semester, but in the back of my mind, I…
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SGOS: An American Girl In Happy Valley (Part Deux)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. I am currently sitting down in the Harry Potter library thinking about my past four years here in Happy…
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The Single Girls of State: The Spring Break Tunnel Song
Just like that, spring break has come and gone. We have now entered the second half of second semester. As a senior I am depressed,…
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Single Girls of State: Single & Fabulous?
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year where we allow couples to actively throw their love in our faces. If I am being honest,…
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The Single Girls of State: Resolutions Revisited
The first article I ever wrote for The Single Girls of State was an investigative story of sorts. After watching men fumble on dating apps,…
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The Single Girls of State: The Ross Geller Effect
Being a young, sorta old person (second semester senior) has taught me two things. Rachel and Joey should have been endgame and I need to…
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The Single Girls of State: Factory Reset
While I don’t wear a Penn State backpack or fly around campus on a scooter, I have spent the past three years of my life…
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The Single Girls of State: Full Circle
I have been writing this column for four months now! As this semester draws to a close, it only feels right to share the greatest…
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The Single Girls of State: The Plot
I am a firm believer in rock bottom. In the past month, things have repeatedly not gone as planned. From rejection and canceled travel plans…
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The Single Girls of State: The Rebrand
I am a young woman living in central Pennsylvania. I go to classes, work my part-time job and can be regularly seen wearing a fabulous…
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The Single Girls of State: Oops!
I did it again. I have found myself in the precarious position of jumping the gun. If you read my last column you may have…
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The Single Girls of State: Cruel Intentions
He’s just not that into you. We’ve all seen the movie and heard the words, but my question this week is this: when is it…
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The Single Girls of State: Green Flags
I am a cynic. We’ve all known this. When I began this column, I only had one goal — to showcase how bad dating is…
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The Single Girls of State: Spring Cleaning
Breaking news! We have entered the time of year where State College is not only bearable, but many would argue, kind of . . ….
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The Single Girls of State: Are We Crazy?
Hi. My name is Mariah, and I am addicted to iced coffee, gossip and apparently swiping right on boys who suck at pickup lines. Last…
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The Single Girls of State: The Fundamentals of *Not* Caring
Ladies, listen up. In the last two weeks I have had a breakthrough. When it comes to dating, everyone always says the secret is to…
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The Single Girls of State: Blue Crush
My inner thirteen-year-old self still feels like finding someone cute is embarrassing. THERE, I said it. I think that crushes should be taken to the…
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The Single Girls Of State: Kryptonite
Last week I told a tale of desperation, and this week … won’t be any different! As an Aries woman, I am pretty bitter when…
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The Single Girls of State: Low Resolution
Was your New Years resolution to go to the gym more? To go to all of your 9 a.m. classes? To eat better? To save…
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