The Sophisticated Stoner
Happy Holidaze. 4/20 has come and gone leaving a lingering cloud of smoke over the dorms and downtown State College alike. Whether or not you…
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Speculating Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner’s Soft Launch Coachella Outfits
Coachella is a time when the line between fame and plebeian seems to blur as they mix together in bizarre outfits and rave together in…
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Who is Jake Shane?
TikTok has proven time and time again its power to transform normal, everyday people into household names. And this one deserves all the hype. No,…
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Have a Problem? Text me.
We all know the unspoken rules of texting etiquette. Don’t send “K” unless you want them to think you’re mad, respond timely but not too…
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Donate Over Depop
With the help of fast fashion, trend cycles are changing faster than we’ve ever seen. Every time we open our feeds there’s a new style…
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Everything (sold out) Everywhere All at Once
TikTok has proven the power it holds over us in many ways. No matter what eclectic concoction of videos pops up on your For You…
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How to Get Out of Your Spring Semester Slump
Spring semester is packed with some of the most coveted Penn State traditions, from THON, Movin’ On and State Patty’s. But when these EVENTS pass…
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Keeping Your Hair Hydrated All Winter Long
The harsh conditions of a State College winter can make going out and looking good feel impossible. Cute outfit? Covered by your artic level parka….
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Match Your Playlist to Your Outfit
Does anyone else feel like the seasons change in State College as fast as you can change your clothes? The walk to class is only…
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Forget About Her Image, Remember Her Voice
For the past decade supermodel sensation, Emily Ratajakowski aka Emrata, has been known for her undeniable hotness. She could be seen prancing around in her…
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Dylan is That Girlboss.
Many know the Tiktok star Dylan Mulvaney as a beacon of light to the trans community on the app, spreading love and awareness on her…
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Why Are Police Horses Still a Thing?
In recent years we’ve watched as the citizens of America have taken to the streets in protest over and over again as the government has…
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How to Quit Vaping
Penn State is a school of convenience in many ways. Fast food, walkable campus, oh and the plethora of vape and smoke shops that line…
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Call Her Daddy Calls for Action
Whether you consider yourself a die-hard daddy gang member or have been a hater since the barstool days, everyone has an opinion on the chart-climbing…
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From Bookclub to Big Screen
Have you recently noticed all of your favorite books being adapted for TV and movies? Well, it’s not a coincidence. Many know Reese Witherspoon from…
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Your Guide to the Best Dorm Spa Day
College can feel a lot like a sleep away camp sometimes. A busy schedule, constantly being with friends, having to wear shower shoes and not…
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Tap on My Window, Knock on My Door, Adam Levine is a Cheating *****
VALLEY knows celebrity cheating scandals are nothing new. But rarely does the drama unfold in front of our eyes. Live. On our TikTok feeds. Adam…
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Lemme Know Kourt!
The Kardashian of the week, filling headlines and our feeds alike, is Kourtney Kardashian. Not only was she announced Boohoo’s sustainability ambassador and then memed,…
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25 & Under: Leonardo DiCaprio’s Dating Criteria
The break up heard around the world: Leonardo DiCaprio and long-term girlfriend Camila Morrone officially ended their relationship. The internet protocol for celebrity breakups has…
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WE ARE… Getting Cane’s
The Pennsylvania State University, also known as the land of fast food, is adding yet another chain establishment to the late night eats roster: Raising…
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