Slutty Desserts to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth

Photo posted by @blacktapnyc on Instagram

The holidays are quickly approaching which means that a new wave of indulgent desserts is coming our way. While healthy eating is important, VALLEY fully supports taking a day off to treat yourself.

Here are the sluttiest desserts that seem that are totally worth the calories and will satisfy your sweet tooth.

1. Slutty Brownies
Photo posted by @crazyforcrust on Instagram

For all the girls who crave sugar and chocolate, this brownie is a three-layer monster made up of chocolate chip cookie, oreo and brownie all baked to perfection.

What You’ll Need 

 For the Brownie layer:

  • 10 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 1/4 cups white sugar
  • 3/4 cup cocoa powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup flour

For the Oreo layer:

  • 1 package of Oreo regular stuffed or double stuffed

For the Cookie Dough layer:

  • 1/2 cup unsalted butter at room temp
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 3/4 cup white sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 1/4 cups flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

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What You’ll Do

1.Preheat your oven to 350 degrees

2.Spray a 9×9 baking pan with butter and line the bottom with a piece of parchment paper 

3.For the brownie layer: melt your butter in the saucepan, add the sugar and cocoa powder, mix until combined and remove from heat. Add the remaining wet ingredients. Slowly add the flour, mix until combined and set aside.

4.For the chocolate chip cookie layer: add your butter and sugar to the mixer and mix on medium speed until combined. Add your eggs and vanilla and mix again until combined. Slowly add the dry ingredients with the mixer still on medium speed, until everything is combined. Fold in the chocolate chips, and set aside. 

5.Place your cookie layer into the pan and spread out until even

6.Lay out as many Oreos as it takes to make one layer over the chocolate chip cookies layer. (About 24)

7.Pour the brownie batter on top

8.Place in the oven for about 35 minutes, and check with a toothpick to see if it’s cooked all the way through

9.Let it cool for about 45 to an hour, cut, and enjoy 

2. Black tap milkshakes

Photo posted by @blacktapnyc on Instagram

For those of you that are milkshake fans, try recreating a black tap milkshake. Black tap milkshakes are over-the-top milkshakes that are sold at Black Tap Craft Burgers and Beer.

This restaurant is known and has become famous for its sugary beast milkshakes, which have spread rapidly over Instagram and been the inspiration behind many milkshakes worldwide. The fun thing about these is that you can make them however you want, incorporating your favorite desserts, candy and sugary toppings along with ice cream to make the most epic milkshake with built-in desserts, to satisfy your every craving!

What You’ll Need
  • ice cream (any flavor you desire)
  • candy 
  • cookies
  • a slice of cake 
  • ice cream toppings
  • sprinkles 
  • whipped cream 
  • brownie
  • cereal

(You get the idea. Basically, anything you want)

What You’ll Do

1.Start by dipping the rim of your cup in chocolate and then covering it with candy or sprinkles, cereal, etc. (if you want the fancy Blacktap look on the rim of your cup)

2.If you want to step it up a notch, drizzle the inside of the cup with your favorite ice cream sundae sauce (caramel, hot fudge, etc.)

3.However big your cup is, blend about 2 cups of ice cream or less and pour into your cup.

4.Now it’s time to build! Add some whipped cream, get a sturdy straw, and bring on the toppings. Add on whatever toppings you want for your desired combo. If you’re going for cake, cupcakes or a brownie, try piercing the straw through it and sliding the dessert down so that it sits securely on top of your milkshake. 

5.After assembly, snap a pic of your piece of art and enjoy!

3. Dessert Pizza
Photo posted by@thefatcookieclub on Instagram

With a cookie base, some frosting, and candy, this is a sugary spin on pizza. The dessert edition. This one fulfills your cookie, cake, and candy cravings all in one! 

What You’ll Need
  • a roll of cookie dough 
  • a round baking pan 
  • frosting
  • your favorite candy toppings
What You’ll Do

1.Spread your cookie dough out over the bottom of the pan about a half an inch thick 

2.Bake for about 15 minutes 

3.Let cool for 30 minutes

4.Top with icing and your favorite candies and enjoy!  

There you have it! If you try any of these delicious recipes tag us @valleymag on Instagram and Twitter!


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