Fuck My Big Fat Chungus Life
My article for VALLEY this week is going in a bit of a different direction than I usually tend to take. I’m going to be…
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Louvre robbery results in $102 million worth of missing jewels
On October 19, on what started as a typical day in Paris, ended very unusually when the Galerie d’Apollon of the Louvre was robbed. The robbery occurred during regular operating hours and only lasted a couple of minutes.
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How to Journal Without Trying to Convince Your Journal That You’re Cool
A busy life creates a busy mind, and it’s easy to feel overwhelmed with disorganized thoughts, emotions and mental to-dos floating around in your mind….
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Penn State experiences we don’t have words for yet
Being Penn State students, we go through some experiences that are definitely abnormal. And if they are normal, there aren’t really words to describe the experience or feeling to someone who hasn’t lived through it themselves. Sometimes it may be hard to describe the confusion of an experience, the joy or even the fear. Here is VALLEY’s list of Penn State experiences that there just aren’t quite words for yet…
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The Lion Does Not Concern Himself
Burnout season is upon us, and everybody is struggling to stay afloat. Here is VALLEY’s take on what the lion does NOT concern himself with….
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The Ultimate Struggle Meals for Freshman
Without a kitchen in a dorm, the meal combinations that students make up are truly one of a kind. Whatever it takes to hold someone…
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Franklin Fired — Penn State’s Promising Football Season Crumbles
At the start of the 2025 college football season, the Penn State Nittany Lions stood at the No. 2 spot in the national rankings. Hopes…
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Calling All Eldest Daughters!
One of the most controversial songs on Taylor Swift’s new album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” is her track five, entitled “Eldest Daughter.” Regardless of…
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Snapchat memories at what cost?
Snapchat recently announced news that is every Gen Z Snapchatter’s worst nightmare- having to pay for snap memories. Snapchat will be changing their policy to make snapchatters who have over 5 gigabytes (GB) begin paying for storing their memories through Snapchat. 5 GB of storage is the equivalent of thousands of Snapchat memories.
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To Bee or Not to Bee, That is the Question
It happens in an instant. One minute you are living your life, the next, a honeybee digs its barbed stinger into your delicate skin, leaving…
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Remembering Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall, a world-renowned conservationist and expert on chimpanzees, passed away at the age of 91 from natural causes on Oct. 1, 2025. Her dedication…
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How to Dress For Fake Fall
Autumn is the golden season for fashion. Mild temperatures allow for layering opportunities, as sweaters make their seasonal debut and shorts return to wardrobe hibernation….
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A Blessing in Disguise: When Your Camera Dies
The most valuable role in any going-out scenario is the digital camera friend. It is their job to ensure the perfect number of posed and…
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Life of a Bad Cook
For some people, the kitchen is their sanctuary. Their apartment is always filled with the smells of an Asian fusion roasted chicken or vodka gnocchi…
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What Are You Going To Get?
Everyone’s time at Penn State is full of amazing memories, and one of the highlights is definitely turning 21. The bars have been calling your…
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What The Protein!
Protein. The same thing you used to get nagged about for eating as a child. You know, the typical chicken, steak and other meats. If you grew up in a vegetarian household, you may have seen tofu and various beans a lot. However, recently, protein has been popping up in a plethora of different ways. Like, in everything. What’s with the new protein craze? And why do I kind of want to join in on it?
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Avoiding The Freshman Uniform
The first few weeks of college are hard for everyone for different reasons, but few anticipate how difficult it can be to navigate their school’s…
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Taylor Swift Enters Her New Era
Taylor Swift had her own Eras Tour but most recently she’s been in her ‘New Heights” era. Millions of people tuned in world wide to…
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The Personality Of Favorites
Everyone has favorites, and they all show through your personality, features and the clothes you wear. These preferences are easily recognizable, allowing others to associate…
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Celebrities Who Would’ve Been on VALLEY if They Attended Penn State
VALLEY is a magazine designed for those who love creative expression and pushing against the grain with a special eye for all things cool. We’ve…
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