Seeing Double: The Celebrity Cloning Conspiracy
From fake moon landings to Area 51 aliens, conspiracy theories have captivated Americans for decades, providing them with the outlet to satisfy their curiosities and…
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Party Like You Have An 8 a.m.
YOLO, a phrase commonly used before doing something adrenaline-filled, to push yourself outside your comfort zone. You might be fulfilling your lifelong dream of skydiving,…
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SPF: Sun Protection Fun!
With summer approaching, we’re all daydreaming of tan lines and rosy cheeks from lying in the UV 10. One thing we all need to keep…
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Colin Jost Comes to Penn State
On March 18, Penn State students can trade in their usual weeknight routine for a night of laughter. Penn State’s Student Programming Association (SPA) is…
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J. Cole’s New Album “The Fall-Off”
J. Cole has released many albums since his 2007 debut mixtape “The Come Up Mixtape Vol. 1.” On Feb. 6, 2026 he released his final…
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VALLEY’S Cookbook: Healthy Desserts
Welcome to VALLEY’s Cookbook. Summer is right around the corner, and just because our waistlines need slimming doesn’t mean our sweet tooth has to. Here…
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A Need for Clean Feet: The Secret to Ultimate Self Care
We’re about to get down and dirty … and we mean down, like all the way to the very bottom of our bodies. It’s only…
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What Disney World Ride You’d Be Based On Your Major
If you’re as chronically online as we are, you might have seen the recent TikTok trend where people search for which Disney World ride they…
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She Spins, We Spiral: Why Alysa Liu Skyrocketed to Fame After the 2026 Winter Olympics
Twenty-year-old American figure skater, Alysa Liu, won the gold not once, but twice this past Winter Olympics. After retiring from burnout in 2022, this gold…
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Penn State THON Weekend Recap
Forty-six hours later and $18.8 million raised for the kids, Penn State students spent an entire weekend standing in solidarity after fundraising for a year…
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Phantom Phone Syndrome
Now more than ever, phones have become more than just a means for communication or connection. Phones are the life of anyone in today’s society,…
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The World Rewards Audacity, Not Potential
I have spent too many nights sick to my stomach over decisions I haven’t even made yet. I am terrified of choosing wrong or terrified…
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Lisa Rinna Drugged at “The Traitors” Premiere Party
“The Traitors” season four finale premiered on Thursday, Feb. 26, but the drama from this season is still unfolding. During an appearance on “Good Day…
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The ship hasn’t sailed yet, so keep putting yourself out there
College can be daunting, especially at a large university where being surrounded by thousands of people every day can somehow make you feel even more…
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The forgotten birthdays club
Do you have a birthday that falls outside the time we’re in school? Maybe it’s in the summer, or maybe it falls smack dab in…
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Zodiac Signs Explained by Someone Who Knows Nothing About Them
Earlier this week, I saw a TikTok about how we all need to start dressing according to our rising sign. I was instantly intrigued, mostly…
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From Happy Valley to the Olympics
The 2026 Winter Olympics in Milano Cortina are officially underway, and a few familiar Penn State names are competing on one of the biggest stages in sports….
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The Action of Inaction
To do or not to do. Is it better to speak or stay silent? To act or not? Our brains need visuals to rationalize our…
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Protected and Professional
Workplace rules and social norms can be ambiguous to fresh grads and even established professionals. Nobody can agree on what “business casual” actually is and…
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What Ilia Malinin’s Olympic Skate Says About the Pressure of the Program
Under the bright lights of the 2026 Winter Olympics, every move, jump and hesitation is broadcast to millions. For figure skater Ilia Malinin, the stakes…
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