Things Will Never Be BRAT Again
Charli xcx finally broke through the mainstream glass ceiling in 2024 with her now infamous record “BRAT.” This mainstream success for the England-born pop star…
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Seeing Double: The Celebrity Cloning Conspiracy
From fake moon landings to Area 51 aliens, conspiracy theories have captivated Americans for decades, providing them with the outlet to satisfy their curiosities and…
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Party Like You Have An 8 a.m.
YOLO, a phrase commonly used before doing something adrenaline-filled, to push yourself outside your comfort zone. You might be fulfilling your lifelong dream of skydiving,…
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Try Out ‘Tonight’s Dress’
Formal season is approaching fast. You know what’s not fast? Shipping. Luckily for Penn State students, Tonight’s Dress is available to alleviate the stress of…
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Colin Jost Comes to Penn State
On March 18, Penn State students can trade in their usual weeknight routine for a night of laughter. Penn State’s Student Programming Association (SPA) is…
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VALLEY’S Cookbook: Healthy Desserts
Welcome to VALLEY’s Cookbook. Summer is right around the corner, and just because our waistlines need slimming doesn’t mean our sweet tooth has to. Here…
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What Disney World Ride You’d Be Based On Your Major
If you’re as chronically online as we are, you might have seen the recent TikTok trend where people search for which Disney World ride they…
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She Spins, We Spiral: Why Alysa Liu Skyrocketed to Fame After the 2026 Winter Olympics
Twenty-year-old American figure skater, Alysa Liu, won the gold not once, but twice this past Winter Olympics. After retiring from burnout in 2022, this gold…
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Penn State THON Weekend Recap
Forty-six hours later and $18.8 million raised for the kids, Penn State students spent an entire weekend standing in solidarity after fundraising for a year…
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Lisa Rinna Drugged at “The Traitors” Premiere Party
“The Traitors” season four finale premiered on Thursday, Feb. 26, but the drama from this season is still unfolding. During an appearance on “Good Day…
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All you need is rice
When the mid-semester stress gets to be a bit too much, the effort we put into our grocery lists tends to plummet. But with one simple pantry staple, we can make an endless list of delicious meals to get us through the rest of the semester. It is nothing new. It’s just rice.
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The forgotten birthdays club
Do you have a birthday that falls outside the time we’re in school? Maybe it’s in the summer, or maybe it falls smack dab in…
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Zodiac Signs Explained by Someone Who Knows Nothing About Them
Earlier this week, I saw a TikTok about how we all need to start dressing according to our rising sign. I was instantly intrigued, mostly…
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The Action of Inaction
To do or not to do. Is it better to speak or stay silent? To act or not? Our brains need visuals to rationalize our…
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What Ilia Malinin’s Olympic Skate Says About the Pressure of the Program
Under the bright lights of the 2026 Winter Olympics, every move, jump and hesitation is broadcast to millions. For figure skater Ilia Malinin, the stakes…
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The end of Tell Me Lies
** Warning – this article may contain spoilers. DO NOT read if you have not finished the final episode of Tell Me Lies. If there’s…
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Love Leads Forward: THON 2026 From A Dancer Perspective
THON weekend 2026 came and went. “Love Leads Forward” was the theme, and each word was accurate, as this weekend was driven with the utmost…
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From Playdates to Products: Inside Shay Mitchell’s New Skincare Brand
Actress and entrepreneur Shay Mitchell and co-founder Esther Song have created a skincare line, rini, designed for children as young as four years old. The…
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All things Peptide
Whether they have come up on your TikTok For You Page, or you have noticed someone’s sudden upgrade in appearance, it is very plausible that you have come across peptides in your recent life. Peptides are a string of amino acids that act as proteins to serve some sort of function to the body. Peptides can come from a plethora of groups of proteins like eggs, milk or soy. The peptides that have received the most spotlight are those that cater to some sort of physical appearance boost to those who choose to inject themselves. So, what are these “star student” peptides that have been getting so much controversy?
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To Be Used is To Be Loved: Jane Birkin and Amy Winehouse’s ‘Wear and Tear’ Philosophy
Hermès released the infamous Birkin bag in 1984, after the current CEO of the company, Jean-Louis Dumas, met Jane Birkin on a flight from Paris…
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