De-Glorifying Celebrity Couples

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The hottest, trendiest celebrity couples live rent free in our heads. We can’t help but place them on the pedestal of unrealistic expectations as the normal average joes stalk their every move and envision their next partner as Benny Blanco. Well, VALLEY is taking off the rose-colored glasses and paralleling our favorite celebrity couples to everyday archetypes we’ve all seen or experienced. 

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The Line Cook and Hostess Troupe 

To all the past or present workers in the service industry, please rise to attest to this universal relationship. It can start off playful with the free food and long breaks of chit-chatting, but sometimes it gets a bit serious. Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner aesthetically fit this archetype. I mean think about it. Chalamet’s style can embody the line cook look with his tousled hair and facial hair alongside his nonchalant, yet unserious demeanor. Kylie Jenner is at the front of the house, where she has to look put together and ready to greet anyone with a smile. 

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The Senior Dating a Sophomore 

Yes, VALLEY understands age gaps are the norm in Hollywood with actors dating anyone under the age of 25, but it happens in real life too. We all know that one senior who found love with an underclassman. It may only be one to two years, but it feels like 30. A prime example? Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson who have an age gap of 24 years. Although their relationship appears stable and loving, the large gap has people side-eyeing slightly from a distance. 

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The Guy Who Mysteriously Pulled Everyone’s Crush

We know you’ve been told nice guys finish last, but that’s not always the case. Look at Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez. Their love is authentic and pure, and has guys on the side taking notes on how far decency can get you. Whether it’s on the street or in your mutual circle, there’s always one guy who got the girl of his dreams by playing the long game.

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The Overly PDA Couple

Public Display of Affection. We all know the couples who make out in the hallways, cuddle on the HUB lawn or hold hands walking to class. It gives the rest of us the heebie jeebies, but that couple can care less and VALLEY respects it. Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker instantly come to mind as they cannot get enough of each other it seems. The couple loves to display their love that has us covering our eyes from time to time. 

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