Franklin Fired — Penn State’s Promising Football Season Crumbles
At the start of the 2025 college football season, the Penn State Nittany Lions stood at the No. 2 spot in the national rankings. Hopes…
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PSU Loyalty List
We’ve all seen the betrayal list, but what about a loyalty list? A list to look at the bright side of Penn State. VALLEY has…
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Under-Garmented
It’s almost ritualistic how us women prepare for everyday of our lives by buckling our girls up in these ill-fitting and often uncomfortable contraptions called…
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Calling All Eldest Daughters!
One of the most controversial songs on Taylor Swift’s new album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” is her track five, entitled “Eldest Daughter.” Regardless of…
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The Perfect Illusion: The New Era of “Undetectable” Face Lifts
For years, botched celebrity facelifts were the punchline to every joke. Often ridiculed by the tabloids, the overblown and unnatural celebrity facelift symbolized Hollywood’s desperate…
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Halloween Horrors: PSU Edition
Ghouls, serial killers, clowns. The fall season is plagued with the excitement for Halloween and the possibility of making it the spookiest time of the…
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Positively Cathy
There are a wide variety of influencers. There are those who create recipes, give fashion tips and share life advice. Positively Cathy does all three….
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The Queen of Halloween Returns
“The Queen of Halloween” is ready for another exciting year! Heidi Klum is preparing another costume for her annual Halloween party. Hediween History Klum began…
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Snapchat memories at what cost?
Snapchat recently announced news that is every Gen Z Snapchatter’s worst nightmare- having to pay for snap memories. Snapchat will be changing their policy to make snapchatters who have over 5 gigabytes (GB) begin paying for storing their memories through Snapchat. 5 GB of storage is the equivalent of thousands of Snapchat memories.
Read MoreThe Single Girls of State: Maneater
Apologies to all my single girls at state, I have been on a hiatus – aka a relationship. Some of you might be thinking, “I…
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To Bee or Not to Bee, That is the Question
It happens in an instant. One minute you are living your life, the next, a honeybee digs its barbed stinger into your delicate skin, leaving…
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The Season of Theories
The leaves are falling, sweaters are coming off their hangers and pumpkin spice everything is back in stock. It’s a season of change, and you…
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Chad Powers: QB Hero or Hoax?
Following the footsteps of “Ted Lasso,” a new sports comedy has entered the entertainment world. “Chad Powers,” starring Glen Powell, is now streaming on Hulu….
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Remembering Jane Goodall
Jane Goodall, a world-renowned conservationist and expert on chimpanzees, passed away at the age of 91 from natural causes on Oct. 1, 2025. Her dedication…
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Inside Taylor Swift’s New Album, “The Life of a Showgirl”
Whether you’re a Swiftie or not, you’ve definitely heard about Taylor Swift’s new album, “The Life of a Showgirl.” Swift released her 12th studio album…
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2025 Government Shutdown Continues
The federal government shutdown that began on October 1 is showing no signs of ending as the two major political parties’ disagreement continues to leave…
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The Price of Community is Inconvenience
If you’re someone who enjoys reading AITA and other online stories that spark controversy over social norms, you may have seen the phrase “the price…
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The Beauty We Inherit
Before we ever held a mascara wand or curling iron ourselves, we watched. Girlhood for many of us started at our mom’s vanity, watching as…
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Costume Couture
Halloween is here, and let’s be honest, no one wants to show up to the party in a costume that screams last minute. The fun…
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What? Like it’s Hard?
All over social media, old videos of the makeup artist Jeffree Starr have been circulating, noting his meticulous choice in arranging his eyeshadow palette. Many…
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