Things Will Never Be BRAT Again
Charli xcx finally broke through the mainstream glass ceiling in 2024 with her now infamous record “BRAT.” This mainstream success for the England-born pop star…
Read Morevalley
Pretty Attached
Your beauty routine says more about you than you might think. Beyond your go-to lip combo or favorite blush placement, the way you approach beauty…
Read More
Seeing Double: The Celebrity Cloning Conspiracy
From fake moon landings to Area 51 aliens, conspiracy theories have captivated Americans for decades, providing them with the outlet to satisfy their curiosities and…
Read More
Party Like You Have An 8 a.m.
YOLO, a phrase commonly used before doing something adrenaline-filled, to push yourself outside your comfort zone. You might be fulfilling your lifelong dream of skydiving,…
Read More
SPF: Sun Protection Fun!
With summer approaching, we’re all daydreaming of tan lines and rosy cheeks from lying in the UV 10. One thing we all need to keep…
Read More
Try Out ‘Tonight’s Dress’
Formal season is approaching fast. You know what’s not fast? Shipping. Luckily for Penn State students, Tonight’s Dress is available to alleviate the stress of…
Read More
Sitting Courtside
For decades sports have been an avenue of entertainment for audiences watching. Whether it is the thrill of witnessing your favorite basketball player dunk the…
Read More
‘Hadestown’ at Penn State: Hope for What the World Could Be
From March 2 to March 3, “Hadestown” made its debut on campus at Eisenhower Auditorium. Originally created by singer-songwriter Anaïs Mitchell and director Rachel Chavkin,…
Read More
Colin Jost Comes to Penn State
On March 18, Penn State students can trade in their usual weeknight routine for a night of laughter. Penn State’s Student Programming Association (SPA) is…
Read More
Let Her Eat Cake!
Long have American women been told what to feel about our bodies. In what ways we should hack and saw at ourselves—physically and mentally—to fit…
Read More
J. Cole’s New Album “The Fall-Off”
J. Cole has released many albums since his 2007 debut mixtape “The Come Up Mixtape Vol. 1.” On Feb. 6, 2026 he released his final…
Read More
VALLEY’S Cookbook: Healthy Desserts
Welcome to VALLEY’s Cookbook. Summer is right around the corner, and just because our waistlines need slimming doesn’t mean our sweet tooth has to. Here…
Read More
Modern Day Marie Antoinette: The Lavish Life of Becca Bloom
So… can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now? The national and global economic divide is getting wider, infrastructures…
Read More
A Need for Clean Feet: The Secret to Ultimate Self Care
We’re about to get down and dirty … and we mean down, like all the way to the very bottom of our bodies. It’s only…
Read More
What Disney World Ride You’d Be Based On Your Major
If you’re as chronically online as we are, you might have seen the recent TikTok trend where people search for which Disney World ride they…
Read More
Can We Relate To Punch The Monkey?
It’s Punch and his plushie against the world. If you didn’t know, Punch is a Japanese macaque who was abandoned and rejected by his mother…
Read More
She Spins, We Spiral: Why Alysa Liu Skyrocketed to Fame After the 2026 Winter Olympics
Twenty-year-old American figure skater, Alysa Liu, won the gold not once, but twice this past Winter Olympics. After retiring from burnout in 2022, this gold…
Read More
Penn State THON Weekend Recap
Forty-six hours later and $18.8 million raised for the kids, Penn State students spent an entire weekend standing in solidarity after fundraising for a year…
Read More
Phantom Phone Syndrome
Now more than ever, phones have become more than just a means for communication or connection. Phones are the life of anyone in today’s society,…
Read More
The World Rewards Audacity, Not Potential
I have spent too many nights sick to my stomach over decisions I haven’t even made yet. I am terrified of choosing wrong or terrified…
Read More