Who knew that a mat, a pair of medium weight dumbbells and ankle weights could leave me limping for days. But you…PYP…you know exactly what you’re doing.
I appreciate the attempt to tease the class that the workout might not be that bad. The first three minutes starting on our backs gives me hope that I might never have to move. Like most girls, I can sit and do core exercises for hours.
It is laughable for me to think that at this point because it would never be the case. Even in a 95 degree room, there will always be less bicycle kicks and more jumping sumo-squats with an added calf raise.
Thank you for the supplements provided to get us all through the workout. Jordan’s killer playlist on Wednesday morning and quick countdowns keep me from running out of the room for help.
Not only that, but I somehow feel my muscles getting stronger and tearing to pieces all at the same time. I will never understand how you demonstrate, perform and scream during the entire workout.
As someone who religiously only works out in the morning, I once tried the 5:30 Strength in Studio class thinking it would be a walk in the park. I will never underestimate your routines ever again.
I left there feeling that I have not gone on a walk since 2020 and in the best way. The way you make me feel out-of-shape is why I keep spending money on your overpriced drop-in classes. Every time I leave the studio I think “well next time it will be easier.”
After just twelve classes I think I am in the best shape I have been in years because of you. The way I feel about my health and body in the mirror makes up for all the times I look around the room for someone to save me.
It has gotten to the point where I prioritize coming to you over my actual classes. Missing an in-person quiz? No problem. Missing a 9:15 am Hot Pilates with Jordan? That is not a funny joke.
So you’ve done it, I am totally in love. I can’t stop talking about you, I can’t stop thinking about you and I can’t stay away from you. The endorphins I release with you are better than any mediocre man I have ever been with.
And as an offering of my loyalty, I promise to never miss a class I am booked for. I understand our time together is limited and it would be cruel to take it for granted.
Seriously – pilates instructors need to be studied. Kerry-Ann, Jordan and Jen – you are everything I want to be and everything I am scared of at the same time. How you do it is beyond me, but thank you.
Sincerely,
Your Obsessed Pilates Princess
Let us know @VALLEYmag on X where you would send a love letter to
Spot on with this write-up, I really think this website needs way more consideration. I’ll most likely be once more to read rather more, thanks for that info.
Good web site! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I’m wondering how I might be notified when a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your RSS feed which must do the trick! Have a great day!
Its such as you read my mind! You seem to know a lot approximately this, such as you wrote the e-book in it or something. I feel that you simply can do with a few to drive the message home a bit, however instead of that, this is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I will certainly be back.
I discovered your blog site on google and check a few of your early posts. Continue to keep up the very good operate. I just additional up your RSS feed to my MSN News Reader. Seeking forward to reading more from you later on!…
What i do not understood is actually how you are not actually much more well-liked than you may be now. You’re very intelligent. You realize thus significantly relating to this subject, produced me personally consider it from numerous varied angles. Its like women and men aren’t fascinated unless it is one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs excellent. Always maintain it up!
I feel this is among the most vital info for me. And i am glad reading your article. However should commentary on some common issues, The web site taste is wonderful, the articles is really excellent :D. Good task, cheers
You got a very good website, Sword lily I observed it through yahoo.
Just a smiling visitor here to share the love (:, btw outstanding design and style.
I’ve read a few good stuff here. Certainly worth bookmarking for revisiting. I wonder how much effort you put to create such a great informative website.
Wow that was odd. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Regardless, just wanted to say wonderful blog!