Lose the Baggage (Under Your Eyes)
With late-night studying, endless assignments and a busy social life, eye bags can feel like a constant companion in your 20s. While they are totally normal,…
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Be A Benny Blanco in a World of Andrew Tates
The percentage of men in the entire world is roughly 50.4% according to google analytics. Out of that 50.4% it is safe to say that…
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Dear Underclassman…
With only a few short weeks left until our seniors walk across the stage, the period of reflection on the past four years begins. Emotions…
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Water Tastes Better Colorful and Cold
Water has been a necessity for survival since the beginning of time. The marketing for water has evolved over the years and become a money…
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Watch “Crash Course” Instead of Crashing Out
It’s that point in the semester where stress levels are heightened and motivation is at an all time low. Whether you’re struggling with assignments, trapped…
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The Self-Tan Tundra
We all know and love to hate it. The tundra of tanner. Streaky hands, smelly skin and an orangey complexion encompass the aura of any…
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The Faces of Parents Weekend
To some, parents weekend is a weekend to see the ones they love most. But, to many others, parents weekend is a student’s own personal hell. A reminder as to why they moved away for college.
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Cory Booker Makes Good Trouble on The Senate Floor for Over 25 Hours
At 7 p.m. EST on Monday, March 31, Sen. Cory Booker took the Senate floor and did not leave for over 25 hours. Booker, the…
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Trump Administration Makes Middle School Mistake
The Trump administration just made the mistake of our adolescent nightmares: Accidentally adding someone to a confidential group chat. If you’ve been living under a…
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The Phone Doesn’t Have To Work Both Ways
There’s that sinking feeling of being unwanted by a friend—like a fleeting fling that’s lost its spark. You find yourself sitting, phone in hand, waiting…
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The Modern Day “Wreck This Journal”
Growing up, everyone either had or wished they had a Wreck This Journal. You know, the journal that you could just totally destroy— basically any kid’s dream. Now, we are looking for ways to get that same creativity within our current lives.
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Five Things To Run From On The Treadmill
The treadmill: a scary, endless track that makes people feel like hamsters on a never-ending wheel. Some people find harmony on the treadmill while others…
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Driving Me Crazy
It’s easy to feel like the borough just isn’t big enough for you and all of your past lovers or failed relationship attempts. Seriously, how…
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But Red’s My Favorite Color!
We have all been guilty of ignoring red flags in the people that we are dating. When we meet someone new and begin to form…
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Where’s Wendy?
We would pour one out for this “native New Yorker,” except, she’s MIA. Wendy Williams is a radio and television talk show host and personality….
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Brackets, Basketball and Betting
It’s that time of year again when basketball is on every TV and thrilling upsets shock the nation. March Madness, a single-elimination tournament played by…
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Pray for that Monitoring Spirit?
We’re returning with the new buzzword of the week, taking over the mental health space. A monitoring spirit known within the Christian community has now…
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Roommate FOMO
College is potentially the only phase in life where all of your favorite people are in the closest proximity to you at all times. Everyone…
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How to Lose a PSU Frat Guy in Ten Days
So you hooked up with a Penn State frat guy. Congrats! Or… maybe not. The next steps are questionable— if there even are any. The frat man is a species that cannot be perfectly placed into one category. It is hard to hold ’em down, but it certainly is not hard to lose them. So, how do you lose a Penn State frat guy in ten days?
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What are the best/worst bathrooms on campus?
The Loo. The Facilities. The Latrine. Everyone needs to go to the bathroom, and sometimes you’re on campus when duty calls. It’s normal and natural,…
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