The Mass-Longing for 2016 In 2026: A Look Back
Hit shuffle on “Blue Neighbourhood” by Troye Sivan, apply your Kylie Lip Kits, take a sip of your Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino, get on your hoverboards…
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Dear Me, Happy Birthday, Love Yourself
It’s Dec. 1, 2025. The time is 11 p.m., an hour until twelve. I sit in my twin XL bed fiddling with the fringe of…
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The girls cannot stop obsessing over ‘Heated Rivalry’
Winter is officially upon us, and lucky for us the season not only brings snow and ice but also some of the best TV shows….
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THE OZEMPIC EPIDEMIC: HOW A DIABETES DRUG BECAME A BEAUTY STANDARD
At this point, it’s pretty safe to say that most people with internet and social media access have heard of GLP-1s and their rapid success…
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The Psychology of the Mirror Selfie
There is a moment before going out when everything feels possible. Your makeup is fresh, your outfit feels like a win and the night has not tried you…
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You’re not in middle school babe
As much as some of us may try to deny it, we are in college. High school is over — and so is middle school….
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The Reality of Your Everyday Energy
As college students, we all need extra energy to get us through our long days of studying and classes. What better way to do that…
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Sundays are for the Girls
Does it ever get tiring sitting next to a guy and having to use the dreaded statement, “Yes, I know what a first down is.”…
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Unbuckling Your Chastity Belt
An act of physical release or an intimate moment to be shared between two people in love? Today we’re talking about the awkward, messy and…
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Students Support Peers Amid SNAP Uncertainty
Due to the recent government shutdown, the allocation of SNAP benefits has been halted or delayed. Although the government has reopened, according to WPSU, many…
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The State College Thanksgiving experience
Thanksgiving break. We’ve all been anticipating it, and most likely, we out-of-state students who rarely get to take the trip home. Free laundry services, home-cooked meals, family time and seeing everyone from high school. Some may consider it the dream lineup. But, with the government shutdown cancelling flights, the hopes of that dream are beginning to fade away…
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Affordable College Grocery Guide
Being a college student means budgeting — and when the price of groceries starts to rise, every dollar counts. As you walk down the aisles,…
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Look Good, Feel Good, Do Good
Taking exams or having long days of studying can be so dreadful. Sitting, staring at a screen all day while you finish your work can…
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PA Budget Delay Leaves Penn State Students Waiting For Aid
Each year, thousands of Penn State students rely on state-funded financial aid. This semester, many students are still waiting for state financial aid that has…
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Keeping Up In State College
Students don’t move into college until they are about 17 or 18 years old. That is almost 20 years of perfecting your maintenance routine with…
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The “I Get To” mindset
We all have a hefty list of tasks to get through each day. Naturally, we dread going to half of them, or they probably wouldn’t be on a “To-Do” list. Usually, these tasks on the “To-Do” list are things we dread doing. Or at least do not get excited. But what if we did. It could be as simple as changing your mindset, really.
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My Last Seven Minutes
Hello VALLEY! I guess I have been on a philosophical kick, because this week I am back with another article that is sure to leave…
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Fuck My Big Fat Chungus Life
My article for VALLEY this week is going in a bit of a different direction than I usually tend to take. I’m going to be…
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Louvre robbery results in $102 million worth of missing jewels
On October 19, on what started as a typical day in Paris, ended very unusually when the Galerie d’Apollon of the Louvre was robbed. The robbery occurred during regular operating hours and only lasted a couple of minutes.
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Penn State experiences we don’t have words for yet
Being Penn State students, we go through some experiences that are definitely abnormal. And if they are normal, there aren’t really words to describe the experience or feeling to someone who hasn’t lived through it themselves. Sometimes it may be hard to describe the confusion of an experience, the joy or even the fear. Here is VALLEY’s list of Penn State experiences that there just aren’t quite words for yet…
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