The Penn State Blue Band
Most girls first pick up the baton when they are in grade school. They spend four or five hours per day in the gym. They…
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Abortion On The Ballot in Florida
Since the overturning of Roe V. Wade, we’ve watched states transform into battlegrounds as women fight for safe, legal access to abortion. This month, the…
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Don’t Just Buy, Invest
By now we are all painfully aware of the trend cycle shackles that detain both our wallets and closets. Whether it’s those barbed wire esq….
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The Showdown: Outfit Edition
The battle has begun, everyone. Beyoncé released her country album, “Cowboy Carter” on March 29th. Lana Del Rey’s album “Lasso” is set for release in…
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Watch Your Step: New York City Assaults on Women
In a startling series of events, dozens of New York City women have taken to social media to recount the recent assaults they’ve endured while…
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UDT’s First Annual Showcase
Penn State’s student-run dance group “Urban Dance Troupe” held their first annual showcase in Schwab Auditorium. Featuring choreography based on artists like Michael Jackson, Drake…
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Clarity is Kind
With infinite research behind what the meaning of life is and what our purpose of existence is, we can equate this to the fact that…
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Debunking Sentimental Value
The bracelet of your beloved grandmother lost a charm (in Doggies, of all places) and you are utterly heartbroken. You love your grandmother so much…
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Nickelodeon Exposed
For years, there have been whispers on the internet surrounding child star abuse and hidden sexual innuendos in the content by Nickelodeon. From exiled cast…
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The Veneer Epidemic
It’s no secret that Hollywood has been a breeding ground for unrealistic standards of beauty and appearance — it’s been that way for as long…
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Let Your Grad Dress Be Your Goodbye
Everyone says the four years fly by, but we didn’t actually think they would! With graduation right around the corner (who’s cutting onions?) let VALLEY…
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From Swarovski Crystals to Snooze Fests, The Best and Worst Dressed on The Oscars Red Carpet
Each award season gifts us the hard launch of new celebrity couples, salacious gossip and VALLEY’s personal favorite, the red carpet looks. From Swarovski crystals…
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Howdy, Boys!
In many of the well beloved, critically acclaimed rom-coms, the male romancer, who often manages to sweep the lead girl up off her feet, does…
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Boys Are Crazy Too
Don’t get us wrong, we know girls can be a bit crazy at this age, but it seems to be the boys us Penn State…
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To Voice Note or Not to Voice Note, Annoying or Practical?
Our modern world has gifted us with plentiful means of communication. Whether you prefer Facetime, texting or dearly miss the app HouseParty, we have more…
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“Wish I Was A Single Girl”
Even for those who are not hopeless romantics, romantic love is a beautiful thing to desire. Yet stay weary. Chasing it can make one blind…
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The Romantic Rosette Revolution
Flowers for spring isn’t an exactly groundbreaking idea. From TikTok aesthetics like “balletcore,” and “coquette” ruling everyone’s FYPs, to watching them dominate Spring/Summer 2024 runways,…
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Fashion Crisis: At The Gym
You think you have seen it all until you see someone unironically wearing heels on the treadmill. The gym can be an overwhelming and scary…
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Escaping Apartment Fever
Being a Penn State student comes with its share of snowy apartment- or dorm-bound days. We all know the struggle of feeling like a hermit…
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My Ode to Penn State THON
When you grow up in Pennsylvania, you grow up hearing about THON. My school district held “Mini THON” when I was in middle school, people…
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