The Bible Has Spoken; Boyfriends Are Embarrassing
Well, potentially. A few weeks ago, Vogue put out an article that debates whether or not having a boyfriend is embarrassing. Writer Chanté Joseph broke…
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60% of Whatever That Is
The human body averages to be about 50-60% of water depending on height, weight and all those kinds of things. Researchers share this statistic as…
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DWTS Fashion Earns A 10
“Dancing with the Stars” is a show that brings the glitz and glamor of ballroom dancing to live television. It is apparent that their creative…
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Penn State: Then & Now
Everyone always reminisces about summer 2016 and the chokehold those styles, artists and trends had on society. Look back about eight years earlier and Penn…
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The Denim Diaries
There is something about jeans that feel like a diary stitched into fabric. Dear High School Denim, The pairs we wore in high school were…
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Avoiding The Freshman Uniform
The first few weeks of college are hard for everyone for different reasons, but few anticipate how difficult it can be to navigate their school’s…
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Celebrities Who Would’ve Been on VALLEY if They Attended Penn State
VALLEY is a magazine designed for those who love creative expression and pushing against the grain with a special eye for all things cool. We’ve…
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A Love Letter to my Aquaintences
It has come that time — time to wave goodbye as our heads turn to adulthood, but our hearts stay at PSU. Like many, the…
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Harvard’s Federal Funding Standoff
Harvard University is currently in a tense standoff with President Donald Trump’s administration following its refusal to comply with federal directives. Trump has imperiled to…
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Emma Chamberlain’s Iconic Influence on Modern Style Trends
Ms. Emma Chamberlain has grown up online. We’ve watched her come into her own. From a shy and slightly awkward 16-year-old scrunchie-loving girl, to a…
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Can’t Believe It’s Not Lettuce!
A leafy green, refreshing mixture of vegetables dressed with a seasoned vinaigrette comes to mind when thinking about a salad’s anatomy. However, the definition is…
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The Self-Tan Tundra
We all know and love to hate it. The tundra of tanner. Streaky hands, smelly skin and an orangey complexion encompass the aura of any…
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The Phone Doesn’t Have To Work Both Ways
There’s that sinking feeling of being unwanted by a friend—like a fleeting fling that’s lost its spark. You find yourself sitting, phone in hand, waiting…
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Driving Me Crazy
It’s easy to feel like the borough just isn’t big enough for you and all of your past lovers or failed relationship attempts. Seriously, how…
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Brackets, Basketball and Betting
It’s that time of year again when basketball is on every TV and thrilling upsets shock the nation. March Madness, a single-elimination tournament played by…
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Roommate FOMO
College is potentially the only phase in life where all of your favorite people are in the closest proximity to you at all times. Everyone…
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride
Everyone loves a good supporting role. The mentor, best friend, sidekick and comedic relief. They’re always there when needed, but steer clear of the spotlight….
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PSU Thespian Society Presents: “Legally Blonde: The Musical”
Oh my god you guys! Penn State’s very own student-run musical theater organization, the Thespian Society, is bringing the beloved story of “Legally Blonde” to…
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Setting (Spray) It Straight
When most girls picked up their first makeup brush and eye shadow palette, it was no secret their eyelids had over-pigmented eyeshadow and lipstick that…
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Twenty (Not Quite) One
Coming into junior year there is only one thing on every student’s mind: turning 21. You don’t think about when your friends are, or how…
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