We all have those people. The ones you would NEVER want to be stuck alone in a room with. Yeah, we know you’re thinking of them right now. Well, here are VALLEY’s takes on our nightmare blunt rotation, with a Penn State spin of course.
The Willard Preacher
A bit of an obvious one. Look, we love Gary, but constantly getting berated about faith and religion and Chrsitianity? Yeah, no thanks, we’re just trying to be on time for our COMM lecture.
The Professor Whose Class You Skipped the Whole Semester
Ok look, I know we literally pay to take classes here, but sometimes your bed is warm, the air is cold and the 8 a.m. just isn’t going to happen. Also, you post the notes and don’t take attendance so what do you expect me to do? Anyways, hard pass I would NOT want to be stuck in a room with you, bonus points if you’re an english professor.
That One Frat Guy You Hooked Up With Then Got Ghosted By
You don’t remember his name, and he doesn’t remember yours, but somehow you made a show in the middle of the dance floor five drinks in. Yeah, I don’t want to be in a room with you bud. #awkward
The Bouncer At the Den
You know, I know, we all know. Let’s just not even go there.
The Guy Who Doesn’t Put on Deodorant At the IM Building
In 2025? C’mon now. We’re all trying to hop on that grind and get swole, but please for the love of everything and poor PSU students nostrils, at least put on a swipe or two. Extra points if he slams his weights on the ground after lifting creating literal cosmic waves that will shake the entire building.
Your Canon Event Freshman Year Random Roommate
This one’s kind of funny because I already am stuck in a room with you! We make it work though, ask each other courtesy questions, “Window open or closed?” “Hey, can I have my friend over?” “Is it okay if I turn the lights off?” Yet, we secretly hate each other and that’s okay because after this semester you’ll be nothing but a random number in my contacts.
The JBL Speaker Guy
You know what, I feel like this article is a little negative, so let me end with a positive. Your tunes are fire, I would love to be trapped in a room with you Tyler, or in this case Thomas 100.
Well, those were our picks, would you want to be stuck in a room with any of these people? Let us know @VALLEYmag↗ on Instagram!
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