Single Girls of State: Boyfriends Are a Hobby, Not a Lifestyle
You know when a couple is so obsessed with each other that it’s disgusting? It may be because us single girls are touch deprived, or…
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The Single Girls of State: Maneater
Apologies to all my single girls at state, I have been on a hiatus – aka a relationship. Some of you might be thinking, “I…
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The Single Girls of State: Hot Girl Fleabag Weekend
Hello Single Girls of State –– it is I, Alyssa. I may or may not be part of the club (I choose mystery). I do…
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The Single Girls of State: Long Distance
As the famous Carrie Bradshaw says … “Do you have to play games to make a relationship work?” I have missed you all dearly. Honestly,…
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THE SINGLE GIRLS OF STATE: HOME FOR THE SUMMER
I have been thinking about how to make a proper introduction, one where you can truly get to know me. So here goes nothing… Alyssa,…
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The Single Girls of State: Revisiting The Celibate Slut
Oh, hey there. It’s March and the last time I was here, it was in November. I am dearly sorry. In my defense, I have…
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The Single Girls of State: New Beginnings & Not So Single
It’s been a while. And that is completely my fault. It has been a whirlwind of a semester, but in the back of my mind, I…
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SGOS: An American Girl In Happy Valley (Part Deux)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. I am currently sitting down in the Harry Potter library thinking about my past four years here in Happy…
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The Single Girls of State: The Spring Break Tunnel Song
Just like that, spring break has come and gone. We have now entered the second half of second semester. As a senior I am depressed,…
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Single Girls of State: Single & Fabulous?
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year where we allow couples to actively throw their love in our faces. If I am being honest,…
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The Single Girls of State: Resolutions Revisited
The first article I ever wrote for The Single Girls of State was an investigative story of sorts. After watching men fumble on dating apps,…
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The Single Girls of State: The Ross Geller Effect
Being a young, sorta old person (second semester senior) has taught me two things. Rachel and Joey should have been endgame and I need to…
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The Single Girls of State: Factory Reset
While I don’t wear a Penn State backpack or fly around campus on a scooter, I have spent the past three years of my life…
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The Single Girls of State: Full Circle
I have been writing this column for four months now! As this semester draws to a close, it only feels right to share the greatest…
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The Single Girls of State: The Plot
I am a firm believer in rock bottom. In the past month, things have repeatedly not gone as planned. From rejection and canceled travel plans…
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The Single Girls of State: The Rebrand
I am a young woman living in central Pennsylvania. I go to classes, work my part-time job and can be regularly seen wearing a fabulous…
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The Single Girls of State: Oops!
I did it again. I have found myself in the precarious position of jumping the gun. If you read my last column you may have…
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The Single Girls of State: Cruel Intentions
He’s just not that into you. We’ve all seen the movie and heard the words, but my question this week is this: when is it…
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The Single Girls of State: Green Flags
I am a cynic. We’ve all known this. When I began this column, I only had one goal — to showcase how bad dating is…
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The Single Girls of State: Spring Cleaning
Breaking news! We have entered the time of year where State College is not only bearable, but many would argue, kind of . . ….
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