Valley Live-Tweets the Oscars

We had two of our writers, Jillian Selzer and Steven Lynch, live-tweet the Oscars – and we are so glad that they did. Relive the spectacle with as we recap the night through them.

Duly noted. 

Live-tweeting the oscars tonight. Get ready for witty judgement and uncontrollable emotion.

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 2, 2014

Yes, Yes, and OH YES. 

When I see all the hot actors at the Oscars: “You’re my new boyfriend, and you’re my new boyfriend, and you’re DEFINITELY my new boyfriend.”

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 2, 2014

Tell us your secret Jared Leto. Or just give us your hair. 

In a white tuxedo hunger games, Jared Leto is our victor.

— Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

Jared Leto pulls off ombre hair better than any hipster girl ever — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

I wonder how long it takes @JaredLeto‘s hair to dry — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

Alert the authorities. 

PHARRELL. WHERE IS YOUR SMOKEY THE BEAR HAT?! WE CAN’T PREVENT FOREST FIRES WITHOUT YOU. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 2, 2014

All hail Jennifer Lawrence, Queen of Graceful Awkwardness. 

JLaw fell again. And worked it. Again. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Weird feelings, always reliable. 

I have a weird feeling this is Leo’s year. I also have a weird feeling I’m very wrong. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Can Ellen Degeneres host everything? 

Less than one minute into the show and @TheEllenShow already has me laughing. Tonight is going to be such a great show! — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

That velvet blazer tho — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Authorities were notified. The forests will survive.

PHARRELL. YOU BROUGHT BACK THE SMOKEY THE BEAR HAT. YOU SAW MY TWEET, CLEARLY. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Can’t let go of the obsession for Frozen. 

FROZEN FOR THE WIN!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSS! If that did not win..I would not let it go. LOL — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

Cue the “they should be dating” tabloid articles. 

Emma Watson and JGL. They are the definition of class. #dapper — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

And the winner of the Selfie Olympics is… 

SO MUCH CELEBRITY SELFIE — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

They all just swarmed for the selfie?!?! Like a celebrity selfie beehive. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

 

If only Bradley’s arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars pic.twitter.com/C9U5NOtGap — Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 3, 2014

They’re floating right along. 

“Gravity” is killing it tonight! — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

One of many aw-worthy moments.

Aw, Lupita! She is so genuinely happy and grateful, I love it. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Is it even possible to top that most epic of epic selfies? Of course it is. Ellen Degeneres is hosting.

Ellen is passing out pizza to the audience. ELLEN IS PASSING OUT PIZZA TO THE AUDIENCE. — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence is probably dying right now about this pizza. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Paper plates and paper napkins. They’re CLASSY at the Oscars. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Oh the anticipation! 

But seriously where’s Idina and when is Let It Go?!

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Let’s just turn back to Ellen Degeneres again.  

ELLEN IS WEARING A DRESS!

— Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

Ellen is the only host in the world who can be late for every entrance and get away with it because she brought freaking pizza — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Let it go, guys, just let those feelings go. 

This was me watching Idina’s performance of Let It Go. Dam. pic.twitter.com/TLBeAr0GXe

— Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

IDINA ELSA IDINA ELSA IDINA ELSA WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!?

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Just so we are very clear Idina Menzel is the next supreme. — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

Stay tuned for Jillian’s next “Pick of the Week”.  

Like I’m honestly wondering what brand that lip balm is because I WILL go out and buy it so I can feel connected to Lupita — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

Still floating right along. 

My earlier tweet “Gravity is killing it tonight” turns out to be a bit of an understatement..great job, Alfonso! — Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

 Indeed, women are pretty great. 

All of the women nominated are just so amazingly talented and passionate. What does that tell you? Women are pretty great.

— Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

And the weird feelings conclude as… 

#prayersforleo

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

I love you so much Matthew, I really really really do and I’m so happy for you. But Leo. — Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

You’ve both earned an Oscar in our eyes. Thanks for tweeting for us! 

I am physically, emotionally, and mentally exhausted from this live tweet and now I’m gonna go sleep so thanks for putting up with me

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014

I promise I will not blow up you twitter feed like this again….well until next year 🙂

— Steven Lynch (@Steven613W) March 3, 2014

But really where’s my Oscar for live-tweeting? Okay I’m done now.

— Jill Selzer (@jillselzer) March 3, 2014