Romance movies. They’re everywhere. From “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” (1937) to today’s problematic “It Ends with Us” (2024), the film industry has sold its idea of love. While romance might not be everyone’s favorite genre, VALLEY deeply appreciates it. However, a few of these famous movies have far-fetched plots. Though Gen Z can be quite silly at times, we have evolved past certain cliches. So grab your popcorn, here are a few movies that wouldn’t be so popular if they came out today.
“Pretty Woman”
VALLEY knows what you’re thinking: what could possibly be wrong with this masterpiece? While we love Julia Roberts as much as everyone else, the plot in this movie is a bit ridiculous. Richard Gere, who plays the part of a fancy businessman, hires a hooker, Julia Roberts, for one night. (Gasp, they end up falling in love!)
Yes, people can meet in strange situations and end up with their soulmate. However, it’s less likely in 2025. Finding a decent person on Tinder or Hinge is basically impossible. You think, in today’s society, an individual can hire someone for sex and they’ll mutually fall in love? No. This plot soared in the ‘90s, but for this decade, it’s stamped “not today.”
“She’s All That”
In 1999, Rachael Leigh Cook played the part of the nerdy, art-obsessed girl who didn’t “like” wearing makeup. Freddie Prinze Jr. played a jock who bet he could turn any girl into the prom queen (Want to guess who he chooses?) Like in “Pretty Woman,” they end up falling in love. This movie is a perfect example of the generic enemies-to-lovers trope.
Unfortunately, this movie is packed full of stereotypes. Cook plays the underdog, introverted girl who gives major “pick me” vibes. Prinze Jr.’s character acts like he only cares about sports and treating girls like objects. Really charming, right? Even Paul Walker (rest in peace) plays some rude, jock stereotype in the beginning of the movie. In the end, “She’s All That” gets a big “not today” stamp.
“Twilight”
We know, it pains VALLEY to say this: “Twilight” would not be extremely popular today. Yes, Gen Z would still lose their minds over Edward (or Jacob, if we’re feeling crazy). However, our obsession would not last as long as it did with the millennials. We all love a good fan fiction, but our generation is more aware of what’s “cringe.”
We wouldn’t have “Twilight” themed weddings or gender reveals. It’s true: some of the scenes in the franchise are beautiful. Perhaps, Gen Z would take inspiration for apartment parties or Halloween costumes. Yet, having a vampire and a werewolf fight over you is a bit unrealistic. Not to mention, Bella Swan (with her famous lip bite) channels the same energy as Debby Ryan pushing her bang away in “Radio Rebel.” Sorry “Twilight,” you’re getting stamped with “not today.”
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