At college, sometimes your Twitter feed is full of people complaining about all the studying they have to do, posting about all the awesome parties they went to, or tweeting about spotting campus celebrities (I’ve seen way too many “I saw Hackenberg!” tweets lately…). If your Twitter is lacking in hilarity and you need someone to spice it up a little, then check out Valley’s list of people to follow.
James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
Even if you’re not a fan of James Blunt’s music, you have to admit that his tweets are incredibly entertaining. In fact, maybe his tweets are even better if you don’t like him because they’re usually hilariously self-deprecating.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 24, 2014
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013
Cupid Fox (@8bitf0x) Okay, so obviously this person isn’t named “Cupid Fox” but no one knows who @8bitf0x really is. However, what we do know is that his tweets are great.
absolutely despise individuals who utilize sesquipedalian polysyllabic words to formulate sentences. so bombastic — fox (@8bitf0x) January 27, 2014
*tsunami destroys half the world* today on news: miley takes selfy with her dog! did jennifer lawrence REALLY get a haircut? find out at 5pm — fox (@8bitf0x) January 20, 2014
Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) Host of “The Colbert Report”, Stephen Colbert tweets about recent events, as well as lots of other random things.
Journalists in Sochi are tweeting about horrible hotel conditions. Specifically, they’re all full of whiney journalists. — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 7, 2014
A new study revealed that crocodiles can climb trees. Great, another animal I have to worry about pooping on me. — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 13, 2014
Patrick Tobin (@tastefactory) Patrick, from Brooklyn, is a freelance social media manager, and photography enthusiast. He’s also a former video editor, animator and English teacher.
BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops. — patrick (@tastefactory) February 12, 2014
People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds. — patrick (@tastefactory) January 19, 2014
DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) Amusing tweets about pizza in your Twitter feed every day? Who wouldn’t want that?!
i am pizza
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) February 13, 2014
is friends with benefits about people befriending pizza and then realizing they can eat the pizza and be happy forever
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) January 28, 2014
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