What Gone Girl Means for Women

What Gone Girl Means for Women

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Last Monday night I got a call from a guy I’ve been seeing. I picked up the phone to the question: “So, you know how all women are conniving?” and subsequently participated in a conversation in which I was informed that I, as a woman, was deep down exactly like Amy Dunne, and because of that fact he would never trust me. I wasn’t, and am still not, entirely sure how to respond to that conversation. Sure, he was joking, but the conversation made me question if the movie was really that intensely disturbing.

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A Dashy of Healthy: How to Cook Quinoa

A Dashy of Healthy: How to Cook Quinoa

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Sometimes the best recipes are the most useful ones. When I talk to people about cooking, nine times out of 10 it’s the daunting task of following recipe techniques that prevents people from trying new things. They look at a recipe and think: “Braise the duck? I don’t even know what braise means.” *Closes book and goes to Chipotle* Even for the adventurous, a recipe can be ruined by overcooked pasta or undercooked rice. My point? The basics are a big deal.

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Determining Which Sunglasses Best Fit Your Face

Determining Which Sunglasses Best Fit Your Face

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We’re hoping that you’re going somewhere warm in a week, and with that in mind, Valley has considered a big spring question: what shape of sunglasses should we really be wearing? Not everyone can rock a Ray Ban wayfarer, after all. The easiest way to determine what sunglass shape and size would look best on your face is to go by your face shape.

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St. Patty’s Day Green Machine Smoothie

St. Patty’s Day Green Machine Smoothie

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In the spirit of St. Patty’s Day and all of the green things we’re sure to be eating and drinking—green pizza and beer anyone? Valley presents to you a healthier option: the Green Machine smoothie. With protein and two servings of vegetables and fruits all combined into one easy package, this is the easy, healthy alternative to the usual State Patty’s routine.

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The Nonsensical Nature of the Valentine’s Day Card

The Nonsensical Nature of the Valentine’s Day Card

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Valentine’s Day is many things. It’s romantic, it’s depressing, it’s overly exaggerated, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a sham—depending on how you see things that is. This is the first year that I’m in a real relationship on Valentine’s day, and I have to say that as much as I want to do something special for my guy, Valentine’s day isn’t making it easy.

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Easy Peasy Puttanesca

Easy Peasy Puttanesca

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Redefine what you think of as traditional Italian food with this winter pasta staple! Spicy, salty, and unique, this pasta dish will leave you warm and happy, even if it’s negative degrees outside with the wind chill. Plus, with a prep time of only about 40 minutes and enough pasta per batch to have leftovers, this dish is the perfect dinner for any time-starved college student.

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Conflict Resolution

Conflict Resolution

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Conflicts arise on a daily basis, be it with your friends, your classmates, your group-mates, your family or basically anyone you interact with. Often, these conflicts can be easily resolved through clear communication, but we get emotional and a simple conversation turns into a screaming match instead.

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S.O.S.—Save Our Skin

S.O.S.—Save Our Skin

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Lately, I just can’t get my skin to not be dry, flakey and itchy. I’ve tried so many different lotions, and I apply them twice a day, but my skin just won’t quit. After experimenting with different lotions and scrubs, I’ve finally found the ultimate winter body regiment.

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Staying Fit Over Break

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It’s kind of hard to stay in shape during Thanksgiving time when the entire point of Thanksgiving is to stuff your face. But, even though you’re pretty much guaranteed to gain a pound or two, there’s no reason you can’t still work out, just in a different way!

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